What do you need done?

What keeps landing back on your desk? What is taking up your time? What can we take over for you?

Tell us one thing you need done. You get a reply within the hour, in plain English, and the work begins.

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No software to learn. It starts with one message.

What it has already done

Assembled a vendor-payment approval packet with the invoices, approved timesheets and rate arithmetic behind every dollar, and caught a $4,500 under-payment before it happened.

Took an invention all the way to a filed provisional patent application. The founder only had to sign and pay.

Closed patent paperwork that normally takes weeks of back-and-forth with lawyers in a single afternoon, signed on our own signing page.

How it works

1 · You write

An email, a text, a forwarded document. In your own words. No forms, no logins, no onboarding call.

2 · We answer

Named agents, each with a stated bias and one accountable human behind them, acknowledge, plan, and tell you when.

3 · The work arrives

On your thread: the document, the answer, the packet, and a two-minute video walkthrough when reading is the slow way.

4 · It keeps learning

Every exchange teaches it your rules. It grows a memory and a set of habits that are yours.

What it costs

A monthly subscription, priced by how much you want watched and done for you. Your first request is free, and so is what comes back: what we would do, what it would cost, and how it stops if you want it to.

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SomaCortex is the AI advisory council for your business — six honest AI advisors who help you decide in hours and deliver in days.

The four short films below show how it works. One involves a bucket of water.

Innovation as a Service — Human-Led or Twin Council
Film one · Council of Big Heads™ · live in the product today

Six advisors argue. One gets a bucket. You decide.

Decide

Six honest biases beat one agreeable assistant. They argue in the open, on the record — and humans always decide.

Film two · Marketing Power-Up · human + council, together

One handshake becomes one customer. Nobody drops the ball.

Value

Record the moment. Snap the card. The council carries it from hello to closed sale — and your hand stays on every send.

Film three · a council meeting under fire

A competitor strikes. You make one decision. The council does the rest.

Discover Deliver

The only human touch was the decision. Product, go-to-market, advertising, closed deals — delivered while you ran your business.

Film four · what · why · how

SomaCortex in forty seconds.

Discover Decide Deliver Value

What

SomaCortex is an AI advisory council platform: six named AI advisors — the Council of Big Heads™ — plus Augie, an always-present companion, working inside your business as real participants. Your whole business becomes one living conversation where humans and AI decide together.

Why

Businesses lose to AI on time — time to discover, decide, deliver, and get paid. SomaCortex shrinks all four clocks: decisions that took weeks of meetings take hours, and delivery that took quarters takes days.

How

Your business runs a sense → imagine → do loop: the council senses what matters, argues the options in the open, humans make the call, and the council executes — go-to-market, marketing, even the follow-through that closes the sale. Everything on the record.

We run on what we sell. This site — the films, the plan, the product behind them — was made by our own council.

AI will make someone in your market irrelevant.
Decide it won't be you.

Real businesses run on SomaCortex today. Yours can by next week.

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Augie will take it from here:

Want the philosophy and the machinery? Read why it works →

Running live for real businesses today, on patent-pending technology.
SomaCortex™ and Council of Big Heads™ are trademarks of Blue Collar Objects, LLC.